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Top 3 Reasons You're Not Watching This Tonight

September 26, 2016

Tonight is the FIRST Presidential Debate with an estimated tens of millions of viewers. What are you looking forward to more- carefully articulated platform debating... or a full on brawl?

Hey if you're like some, you don't be watching at all, and here are the three best reasons why!

1. Which is better- Monday night Football or Monday Night Goofballs??

2. If you want weirdly colored people screaming at each other... you could just watch Monday Night RAW!

3. You're Bill Clinton... and you don't want to tie yourself down on a night when Hillary isn't home! 

Why You're Not Watching the Debate Tonight

Why You're Not Watching the Debate Tonight