Lochte Dances Into New Career

August 25, 2016
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Just when we thought Ryan Lochte's career was in the can and we could move on... he jumps back into the headlines with a career changing announcement and a terrible interview!

Lochte appeared on a TV news show recently and dumbfounded the hosts and viewers with his inability to answer the most basic of questions. At one low low point, he even described items you'd find in a bathroom, such as a mirror, a sink and toilet. I wish I was exaggerating!

This is all surrounding the news of his decision to appear on Dancing With the Stars in the upcoming season. The TV show hosts nailed it when, after the interview, through tearful laughs, they said "how are they ever going to be able to squeeze 20 episodes of content our of this guy??"

Perhaps he should stick to swimming... ya know something he clearly knows how to do well!