What the heck is up with Mariah Carey?

2016 was BRUTAL, wasn't it?!

January 1, 2017

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Smell ya later, 2016!


Not to be outdone by all the celebrity deaths, political butthurt and other random drama over the past 12 months, Mariah Carey had to end 2016 with a bang...

What the heck is going on here?

Watching this video sorta reminds me of my 7th grade talent show, where, playing the guitar in front of the entire student body, I dropped my pick inside the body of my cheap Gibson...except I froze and panicked - Mariah just kept akwardly dancing with her crew as the rest of the world learned that her signature high notes (and later the entire version of We Belong Together) are simply lip synced.

Good news - we can only go up from here...Happy New Year and here's to a much more prosperous 2017!